Binocular vision is for the working class. Focus your intellect (and your right eye) on the only AI wearable that requires a velvet tuxedo to operate.
*Requires intense facial muscle training
Field of View Reduction
Gold Chassis
USB-C Ports (Coal Powered)
Tech, refined for the Victorian Era
Forget hand gestures. Simply grimace in pain to select apps. Hold a frown to delete.
The AI speaks exclusively in a British accent and judges your spending habits passively.
Connects physically to your vest pocket. Bluetooth is too ethereal for a gentleman.
Plastic rim. AI hallucinates occasionally.
Gold rim. AI reads poetry. Includes velvet pouch.
Diamond encrusted. AI trades stocks for you illegally.
Symmetry is boring. Join the revolution of singular focus today.
